Jokes

  • Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

          “Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye

            Mangni k liye 2 dabye

            Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”

            Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

           Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..

  • Bhonga singh ek ped per chadh Gaye.

          Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?

          Bhongasing: Apple khane.

          Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

          Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.

  • Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di.

          Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.

          Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti…

  • Desi Makaan Maalik : OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

          Kirayedar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

  • Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye

          ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole “Who is speaking?”.

          jawab aaya “Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun”.

  • Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,

          Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga…

          Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho…

  • Ek operation ke baad patient bola:

          ‘doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?’

          Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to Yamraj hun!!!!

  • husband-talak lena hai,

          advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,

          husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.

          advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!

  • Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.

          Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai… par hum se shaadi karega koun?

  • Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?

          Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..