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  • I look at people sometimes and think… Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
  • When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
  • I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
  • Diets are hard because I get hungry.
  • We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
  • Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  • “It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
  • If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
  • Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
  • God is really creative, I mean…just look at m!.
  •  I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
  • Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
  • Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
  • When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
  • I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  • If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
  • Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
  • Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
  • Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
  • When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
  • When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
  • My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
  • Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
  • The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
  • Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s
    why you have two hands.
  • Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
  • My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to
    argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
  • Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like
    it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.
  • If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  • I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
  • The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  • I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
  • Everyday is a second chance.
  • If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
  •  Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
  • The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
  •  A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
  •  You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
  •  Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
  • You’re already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
  • Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.
  • I will win, not immediately but definitely.
  • Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • Silent people have the loudest minds.
  • When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!
  • I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
  • Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.
  • When nothing goes right… Go left!.
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
  • Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  • I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
  • Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
  •  Save water drink beer.
  • I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
  • Save water drink beer.
  • Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
  • Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor