Best Funny Jokes For Whatsapp

Jokes
  • Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

          “Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye

            Mangni k liye 2 dabye

            Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”

            Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

           Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..

  • Bhonga singh ek ped per chadh Gaye.

          Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?

          Bhongasing: Apple khane.

          Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

          Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.

  • Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di.

          Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.

          Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti…

  • Desi Makaan Maalik : OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

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