Best Attitude Status For Whatsapp Facebook

  • I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
  • I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
  • If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
  • The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
  • I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
  • I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT7.
  •  My attitude based on how you treat me.
  • Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…
  • Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
  • I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…
  • Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
  • Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
  • Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
  •  I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
  •  When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.
  • I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
  •  Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are “Above them”.
  • Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
  • My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
  • I’m Not Special , I’m Just Limited Edition.
  •  Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
  • I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  • Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
  • Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
  •  My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
  •  Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
  • I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear” on girls profile picture.
  • Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
  • I started out with nothing and i still have most of it 🙂
  • I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
  • I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card.
  • They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
  • Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
  • Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
  • I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status…
  •  Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
  • I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
  • I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
  • Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
  • If your bad. Call me your Dad.
  • If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
  • Friends are the family you choose
  • Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!

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