Best Funny Jokes For Whatsapp

Jokes
  • Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

          “Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye

            Mangni k liye 2 dabye

            Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”

            Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

           Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..

  • Bhonga singh ek ped per chadh Gaye.

          Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?

          Bhongasing: Apple khane.

          Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

          Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.

  • Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di.

          Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.

          Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti…

  • Desi Makaan Maalik : OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

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Best Love Shayari

Shayari
  • Tera woh chupke se muskurana hi to
    Mujhe yun pagal kar deta hai
    Teri woh dil kash awaz hi to
    Is dil ko ghayal ker deti hain…
  • Kehna aassaan hoga
    Pyaar na kare hum tumse
    Mer jaana aassaan hoga abb to
    Ruth gaye jo kabhi tum hamse…
  • Teri Tasweer Meri Ankhon Main Basee Kyun Hai,
    Jidhar Dekho Bus Udhar Tu Hi Kyun Hai
    ,Teri Yadoon Say Wabasta Meri Takdeer Hai,
    Tujhe Naa Paakermeri Takdeer Roothi Kyun Hai,
    Mujh Kohai Khabar Asaan Nahin Tujhe Haasil Karma
    Phir Bhi Yeh Intizaar Yeh Bekarari Kyun Hai…
  • Na zindgi ke liye,Na dosti ke liye
    waqt rukta nahi kisi ke liye.
    Qadam do qadam to sabhi chalte hai,
    Sath chalta nahi koi zindgi bhar ke liye…
  • Yaadon ki nazrein tumpe hain,
    Phulon ki mehek tumse hain
    Chaahat ki saans tere liye,
    Harpal ki shayari bhi tere liye,
    Ek saans to kuch bhi nahi,
    Hazaar j...
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Best Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Status
  • कागज़ों पे लिख कर ज़ाया कर दूं, मै वो शख़्स नही..वो शायर हुँ जिसे दिलों पे लिखने का हुनर आता है.
  • बाज़ार के रंगों से रंगने की मुझे जरुरत नही, किसी की याद आते ही ये चेहरा गुलाबी हो जाता है.
  • तरस गए हैं तेरे लब से कुछ सुनने को हम…… प्यार की बात न सही कोई शिकायत ही कर दे…
  • पगली तू बात करने का मौका तो दे, कसम से कहता हु, रूला देंगे तुझे तेरे ही सितम गिनाते गिनाते
  • सारा बदन अजीब से खुशबु से भर गया शायद तेरा ख्याल हदों से गुजर गया..
  • वो जो सर झुकाए बैठे हैं, हमारा दिल चुराए बैठे हैं… हमने कहा हमारा दिल लौटा दो,वो बोली- हम तो हाथो में मेहँदी लगाये बैठे हैं…
  • तेरे इश्क से मिली है मेरे वजूद को ये शौहरत ,मेरा ज़िक्र ही कहाँ था तेरी दास्ताँ से पहले।
  • लम्हा भर मिल कर रूठने वाले,ज़िंदगी भर की दास्तान है तू !
  • हर कोई पूछता है, करते क्या हो तुम ???जेसे मोहब्बत कोई काम ही नहीं…
  • न जाने क्या मासूमिय...
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Best WhatsApp Status In English

Status
  • I look at people sometimes and think… Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
  • When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
  • I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
  • Diets are hard because I get hungry.
  • We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
  • Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  • “It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
  • If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
  • Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
  • God is really creative, I mean…just look at m!.
  •  I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
  • Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
  • When...
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Best Attitude Status For Whatsapp Facebook

Status
  • I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
  • I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
  • If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
  • The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
  • I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
  • I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT7.
  •  My attitude based on how you treat me.
  • Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…
  • Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
  • I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls...
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Best Lonely Status For WhatsApp

Status
  • Sometimes loneliness is my good friends!
  • I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.
  • Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.
  •  Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?
  •  The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.
  •  Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
  •  The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
  •  I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget ME.
  •  I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough.
  •  It’s sad to be happy alone.
  •  When you feel lonely, Music is your only Friend.
  •  I love being alone, but I hate being lonely.
  •  I smile all ...
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Best Romantic Status For Whatsapp

Status
  • Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine
  • Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…”
  • Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.
  • Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.
  • No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
  • I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life
  • I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.
  • The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.
  • When I dream, I dream of you...
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Best Motivational Status And Quotes For WhatsApp

Status
  • “If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission.”
  • “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out”.
  • “To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.”
  • “If you are not willing to risk the usual you will have to settle for the ordinary.”
  • “Trust because you are willing to accept the risk, not because it’s safe or certain.”
  • “All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.”
  • “Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them.”
  • “If you do what you always did, you will get what you always got.”
  • “Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm”
  • “Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ending, he turned into a butterfly.”
  • “Successful en...
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Best Funny Messages For Whatsapp

Messages
  • Ajkal sab digital hone ke karan sab log online pesa jama karwate h or online khridane lag gaye. Koi bhi aj kal ghr m or apne sath ? ki jeb m jada pesa koi nhi rakhta iske karan pokit mar chor or baki choro ko bahot jhatka laga h . Aj sare chor hartal pe . online band karo
  • #मैं बैंक में नोट बदलवाने गया था। Bank के क्लर्क ने पूछा : खाता है ?

           मैंने कहा : हाँ…पीता भी हूँ । ??

            क्लर्क ना जाने क्यों नाराज़ हो गया…???

  • ? मेरी ? बेतहाशा ? मोहब्बत को उस ?
    पगली ने ये कहकर ? ठुकरा दिया…
    ? ? तू ? पागल है ? इश्क में, और
    ? मै ? पागलों से ? प्यार ❌ नहीं करती..
  • अपना?भी दिन आयेगा? जब☝वो?पगली?बोलेगी?
    Jaan? ɪ am? sooʀʏ? pʟz ʙack? to mʏ ʟɪғe? तब☝मैं?बोलूँगा?
    ʙ@ʙʏ? pʏaʀ❤ ɪs ईजी✔ ʙut? i am ʙusʏ…!!!???
  • बन्दे है हम #Kishangarh के ,
    हम पे किसका जोर..
    हाववे पर चालान काटोगे ,
    तो निकल जाय...
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